Monthly Archives: December 2005

I believe that every individual is the center of the universe, only some universes are more relevant than others. I believe that women should throw themselves at me for accomplishing the most trivial of tasks. In this scenario, making a ...

You may recall my previous story "Stage Fright at the Trough". In this story, I detailed my difficulties performing "#1" into a gigantic trough at a Minnesota Vikings game. You surely found it hilarious, because my writing is ...

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I recently had the opportunity to attend a Minnesota Vikings game at the Metrodome. Such a lovely venue for sporting events (obviously sarcasm, since the Metrodome is the worst stadium in the country). The Metrodome is a ...

On Saturday, December 3, 2005, I am participating in my first ever race. While it's not a very competetive race, and it's not a long distance, I'm excited to be doing something constructive. It is called the Reindeer ...