Getting Dumped

Here are some general emotions that everyone goes through in their mind when they first learn of their breakup.

• “No big deal – she’s probably not serious and I bet we’ll be back together…. we looked hot together!”
• “WTF??? I didn’t even get to have break up sex?”
  
• “She hasn’t answered my last 10 calls, but if I call her one more time, I think that I’ll finally get through to her. She must have been taking a hot shower for the past 3 hours!”
• “Where the single ladies at?”
• “Time to get Drunk!”
• “I’ll show her… I am going to start a hardcore work out program, drop 10 pounds, get six pack abs and never be happier.”
• “I want her back… I wonder if she has found someone else yet. I wonder if he’s buffer than me… could I beat him up?”
• “Did she really just give me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ speech? I invented that speech!!!”
• “I know who will help me through this; N ‘sync! I’m busting out my No Strings Attached CD, and I’m doing it now”
• “Wow – did that just happen? What is wrong with her? I even bought her flowers. ‘Best boyfriend’ my ass!”

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