I just registered the domain name www.billiondollarexperiment.com. If I am successful, I will have made a billion dollars. The catch is, there’s no way the ideas I come up with will be successful. Basically I will be making a site out of completely assenine ideas on how I can make a billion dollars, and then write a story about how it would be accomplished. I figure this will either be the stupidest idea I’ve ever had, or something that is hilarious and catches on pretty well. I guess it’s up to me to lead it in one of these directions. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to contribute your hair-brained schemes as well? Let me know by posting a comment in my forums.

My WBL league fantasy football team is officially my favorite NFL team.

I have been an uncle for two months now, and I think it is the best thing to ever happen to me in my life so far. My niece Annika is so pure and innocent that it makes me want to be a more responsible person. I look at how she starts off life with a clean slate, and I would like to do that for myself in many aspects. I promise not to get self-righteous on you, but I do feel I’m naturally more responsible as a result of uncletude.

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Tonight I took one of those online tests (you can probably guess the subject matter from my title).

I had a hunch that such a test would hit close to home, given that I am a social outcast (although much diluted in recent years).

Well, the results of the test definitely confirmed my inclinations: I am not a nerd, not a geek, nor a dork: I am ALL THREE!!

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