Subject: You want to measure your penis but it is afraid of the ruler.
From: bear_71
To: theman@jeffsauer.com

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Subject: Re: You want to measure your penis but it is afraid of the ruler.
From: Jeff Sauer To: bear_71Bear,You’re right. I’ve been thinking about measuring my penis for years, but I’ve always been afraid! Now, I’m not sure if it’s the ruler I’m afraid of, as you suggest, but most likely just a mental thing.As for staring at Playboys, you’re right on the ball. It’s like you have a camera into my bathroom. Seriously, how did you know about that?

What I don’t understand about your email is how you can relate measuring my penis to Viagra Soft Tabs. Is the product supposed to make my penis bigger?

Also, how will Viagra Soft Tabs help me open a bottle of beer with my penis? Why would I even want to do that? It sounds painful! Do women really like it when men can open beer bottles with their penis? That’s news to me! I wish I knew that a little earlier.

You’re wrong about me hiding problems with my erections, and postponing sex? Honestly, there isn’t a man who would ever do that. With that said, it sounds like you’re telling me that the Soft Viagra Tabs will make my life easier. I guess that’s a good thing.

So, to wrap it up, you’re telling me that Viagra Soft Tabs will make it so that I’m no longer afraid of rulers, I’ll be able to open beer bottles with my penis, and my life will be easier? Sounds great to me!

The link you sent me didn’t work! I’m really interested in buying your product, but I’m not sure how to buy them. Please respond and let me know where I can find Viagra Soft Tabs! Like you said in your email, I better get them before she finds out the truth!

Jeff

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Still waiting for a response.P.S. If you are an idiot and think that my response was serious, or in any way depicted real-life experiences of the author, you’re absolutely right. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about opening beer bottles with my penis.