Free Burrito Freestyle

I wrote this in 6 minutes, so I apologize if it sucks.

where to start I don’t know
how about black and pinto?
so many options, but I go the same
chicken fajita is why I came

the sour cream is a dream
the cheese keeps me at ease
should I go bol or fajita?
I guess it all depends on the dia

I just used spanglish in that verse
but you wanna know what’s worse?
the other day I was feeling sorta down
then I went to the local chipolte in town

waiting in line, I started to feel great
just thinking about a past burrito that I ate
as I walked down the line my disposition improved
then they made a gesture, I was truly moved

it seems as if someone was smiling at me
they gave me an entire burrito, for free!
(well, free minus the guacamole)
I thought to myself could this truly be?
I had no cash, so I had to use my CC
On my bank statement, a $1.44 charge I see

I ask myself why they charge for the guac
but honestly, I am too excited to talk
when life gets you down, take it day to day
because you never know when a free burrito will come your way!


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Posted by Jeff on August 18th, 2005 |

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  1. The Jeff Sauer Experience Version 6.0 » My shirt smells like Cilantro says

    [...] What else could it be, then, that made my shirt smell like cilantro? Another seemingly obvious answer would be Chipotle. As a loyal reader to my blog, I’m sure you’ve noticed my affinity for Chipotle. I’ve written poems, letters, registered a domain name, and even made up stories about Chipotle. Plus, their heavenly rice contains cilantro and rice. Naturally, it would have to be Chipotle that caused my shirt to smell of cilantro, right? [...]

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