I got this idea yesterday when I braved blizzard-like conditions in a mighty quest for all that is burrito. Yes, I drove 30 minutes through a snow storm just to get a burrito from Chipotle. You see, while most people find fulfillment from petty things such as “relationships” with “other people”, I seek my affection from the one thing that is consistent in my life; the mexican subway.

Anyway, while I was driving there, I thought to myself, what a great idea for a post. List the top 5 best and worst places to be during a blizzard. Then I got lazy and didn’t want to think of 5 answers for each, so now it’s just the best and worst.

Best place to be stuck in a blizzard

If I didn’t write Chipotle here, you’d think I was insane. Well, at least I can justify my answers. First, the food would be great, and could sustain me for hours. Second, there’s usually a cute latina girl or two working there that I could pull the whole “we must make love to survive” routine on. Third, they have some kickass shirts there, so I would always have cool clothes to wear.

Worst place to be stuck in a blizzard

At a local strip club on “free hot dog tuesdays” - First of all, you’d be stuck in a blizzard with the only possible food being hot dogs from a strip joint. Second, Tuesday night is the worst night for strippers. It’s well documented that only the worst strippers have to work such a dismal shift. Third, the hot dogs will surely cause some gastrointestinal problems among the clientelle. Imagine a confined group of dirty men (young and old alike) who just consumed several hot dogs apiece. The stink cloud eminating from that room could be lethal!