HEEEEYY YOOOUUU GUUUUYYYSSS

You may remember this line from the movie “The Goonies”. You may remember that the person who said this line was Sloth. Sloth is probably the best character in any movie ever. This guy had it all… Charisma, articulation, sheer size, brute force, a superman t shirt, ears that would move at random times, a love for ROCKY ROAD ice cream, love in his heart for his little buddy Chunk, the love for the song “rock a bye baby”, uncanny acting ability, and countless other redeeming qualities that will never be topped in American Cinema. He was my favorite character in my favorite childhood movie. With all of the fame and notoriety Sloth obviously gained from his role in the Goonies, there comes an imposing question: Where is Sloth now?

If anyone can enlighten me to where I can find my little Slothy bear, I’d be very grateful.