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Here I am, a 24 year old trying to take himself seriously as a professional. I cut down on the drinking, shave daily, and take better
care of myself. Then *college holidays* come around (you know, days like Halloween, Homecoming, Tommie/Johnnie and the impromptu Case Day)
and I throw all of that bullshit out the window.
Halloween 2005 was complete with great costumes, great friends, and a picture of Rudy and I fake kissing (I did not link to it on here). I must have forgot about
my camera, because all of these pictures were taken in a 30 minute span. They were all pretty good, though, if you ask me.
Oh yeah,
if you're wondering what my costume was, I went as "Italian Soccer Player on Steroids". That was the best I could come up with after my previous
costume choice (AC Slater from Saved by the Bell) fell through. It's remarkable how it came together. It started out with me wearing my "Italia" shirt.
Then I was like "man, I'm way
too big to pull off being a soccer player, how about I pretend I'm on steroids". So, my roommate Pinto lent me
his tight ass white shorts, soccer socks and weight belt, and the steroid ridden Italian Soccer player was born.
Big ups to Baltz, Haag, Phil and Kirt for the use of their St. Paul abode.
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Bill went as Steve Prefontaine. I pretty much summed up his costume the next day by saying
"you have all of the elements of prefointaine, 70's jacket, running shoes, high socks, mustache,
long hair, runners jersey, etc. But with that said, you look absolutely nothing like
Steve Prefontaine!"
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Here's the costume I threw together in 5 minutes.
As a finishing touch, I brought my trusty container of Whey protein and stuffed my pants. The best part
of the costume was the fact that as the night wore on (and I drank more) the stuffed pants became the
entire focus of my costume. It also got amazingly bigger throughout the night. I vaguely remember asking some
random chick "do you even know what my costume is" at the end of the night and hearing her respond "yeah,
an Italian Soccer player with a big bulge in his pants". Damn right beotch!
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A priest and a pregnant nun. Great costume idea, and flawless execution from two unexpected sources.
I can't believe that Jen went along with the whole pregnant nun thing, because I have seen her
blush at things much less controversial than that. Their names where "Father P. Ecker" and
"Sister E. Z. Lay". I'm going to pass this picture around at their wedding next July!
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No, this is not the geek squad. Baltz and Phil went as Jehovah's witnesses. They did a very good
job at accessorizing, complete with a pair of glasses that were like 5 sizes too big for Phil's head.
Look at this picture, those glasses were wicked huge!
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Zorro and <character played by Catherine Zeta Jones>. Excellent costume choice by these two, along with
excellent timing (new movie was released recently). Kelly was looking hot! Jim must have thought so, too, because they were long gone by 10 o'clock
that night. Let's hope that doesn't lead to next year's costume being "Zorro, Zeta, and Newborn".
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Harry and Lloyd. Probably the best put together costumes in the group, and our strongest representation
for the costume contest at Tiff's later in the night. Although they ultimately lost the competition to someone
playing Napoleon Dynamite (a year too late I might add, buddy), I think they did a great job. Even though they didn't win the
award for best costume, Ann took home another award that night. Yes, she got the trophy for "most times stared at Italian
Soccer Player's stuffed crotch". Runner up: Jen Schultz.
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Jen Koewler went as Deb, the love interest of Napoleon Dynamite. At least that's what her
costume started out as that night. If I remember correctly, her costume at the end of the night could
easily have been "girl who got hit on relentlessly by Sauer at the bar". Moving on...
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Dirty Sanchez victim? Luigi from Mario Brothers? Nope, just an extreme close-up of
Saddahm Prefontaine. In retrospect, Bill should have gone as a long distance dictator. You know,
a dictator who likes to participate in marathons when they are not trying to rule the world.
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Somewhat of a repeat from above, but this picture just seems to defy logic and gravity laws.
That beer on her belly was not superimposed, but somehow it magically stayed on her stomach
for the sake of this picture. This picture is really freaky!
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Rudy went as "lady in red". I may be the one who stuffed my pants on Halloween, but this guy
has the biggest balls of the bunch. He's simply "Rud-iculous". It is quite possible that Rudy
is the most fun person to hang out with in the history of the world. His sister is hot too.
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Tyrone and Tyrita. Crackhead and crackhead's girlfriend... not the most flattering of pictures, but
they what can you expect when you're costume is crackhead?
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Scottie 2 Hottie went as a breathalizer... very cool costume! Even better was when he decided to bend
over the "lady in red" for the sake of this photo.
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