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This is it. The best trip of my life. Pics are below with little to no explanation. My reasoning for vagueness? Well, I guess you'll just have to
find me in person to learn that part.
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UPDATE: Dr. Lea was able to track down this actress. Her name is Valery Ortiz. I am in love with Valery Ortiz!
Here are some links to the fine Valery:
Valery Ortiz's IMDB page
Valery Ortiz on the Red Carpet
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Huck and Dr. Lea - Enjoying themselves at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.
Do people really eat Chicken with Waffles?
Yes!
Is it good?
HELL YES!
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Dr. Lea and Me at Roscoe's
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A sampling of our food spread.
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The Doc eating chicken with his Waffles.
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The crew, before stuffing our faces.
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Another example of the Chicken and the Waffles!
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Graffiti underneath a bridge.
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More Graffiti! Only in Hollywood does the Graffiti look this good!
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The Hollywood sign. It may be simple, but it's pretty cool to me.
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This nice house was within view of our high vantage point.
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A smoggy view of Downtown Los Angeles
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Dr. Lea and Me... pretending we're lifting up the Hollywood sign. Too bad the photographer sucked.
It looks more like we're raising the roof!
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Huck pointing at the sign for Mulholland Drive.... he used to race there in the 80's...
He also used to have a Jheri Curl in the 80's!
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Outside view of the Pacific Design center. This is the site of the Fashion Show.
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A Limosuine on stilts? Whatever it was, it's the focus of this picture.
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Capitol Records.
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This guy invented scientology!
If you're a scientologist, stop reading. For everyone else:
L Ron Hubbard is a Douche Nozzle!
That link will take you to an Urban Dictionary definition of Douche Nozzle, submitted by Jeff Sauer.
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Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Since when are motion pictures science? I wish I could have taken
that as a lab science in College!
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Who has two thumbs and likes Los Angeles?
This guy!
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Huck, Sexy Jeff and the Doc.
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The security team at the Bel Age hotel bar.
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So you're telling me I can get my tires fixed, get a free HIV test AND go to a gay thrift store, ALL IN THE SAME MALL?!?
Where were you last week?
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Tacos, Burritos, what's coming out of your speedo? You've got trouble, WHOO! Get down, WHOO!
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Congrats to Nickelodeon for showing girls that it's ok for really hot girls to date ugly guys!
I hope this comes to my advantage some day!
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The first shot of a Prince reunion. I went to dinner with a group of people who all used to work for the musical artist Prince.
This shot is of Randy (Chef), Mike (Security), Harlan (Security) and Robin (Makeup).
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The rest of the Prince gang includes Mike (Art Director), Drummer, Drummer's brother (Salvador), Jacqui (Management), Mike (Security) and Harlan (Security).
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River Phoenix died outside of the Viper room. Consequently, our hotel was less than a block away from this place.
Luckily, there were no reported deaths on our trip.
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The security team posing... Harlan looks like a scheming Midget! If he reads this comment, he'll kill me!
He's not really that short,
we just happen to have a group of guys that are 6'2", 6'6", 6'6". amd 6'8"!
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Me and Big Rick at a club in Santa Monica. I call him big Rick because he's rather large, and his name
is Rick. I'm not sure I could have picked out a more obvious nickname for him.
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One of 5 white guys in an all black club. I guess for some reason I thought I needed to
look tough.
I wouldn't fuck with me!
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This guy worked about 10 hours a day holding that sign. He was flattered that I wanted to take a picture with him!
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The pool on top of the hotel.
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The view from the top of the hotel. I'm glad I happened to go to be on the roof when Bary Manilow just happened to be
on the banner. That's like going to a kickass strip joint and realizing that Rosie O'Donnel is the featured stripper for that night.
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An ad for the Sopranos. It worked on me.
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Even smog can't prevent me from looking good.
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A view of the Hollywood hills with the lovely Rick as a backdrop.
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The Pacific Design center... this is the location of the fashion show.
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We were so high on the roof, that taking this picture was absolutely necessary.
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Rick's first time ever seeing/touching the ocean!
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I look like I just photoshopped myself into this picture.
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Me with Predator! That dude's a hardass, but he's cool when you get to know him.
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They had to keep Alien in a separate room... he was causing trouble.
Notice that both Alien and Predator are made out of old car
parts... how cool is that?
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Mona Lisas Breast. Starring Julia Roberts.
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Random street paintings. I still don't recognize any of them.
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This dude was walking around Venice Beach in bikini bottoms and a fanny pack. He looks an awful lot like Harlan Austin circa 1987.
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Street Breakdancing on Venice Beach. I took a 20 minute video of their performance. I'll show it to you if you ask nicely.
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Random celebrity photos are the convenience store. This dude sold us beer! Where's our picture!
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Fat Tire. If you're ever west of Colorado, BUY SOME!
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You don't want to mess with him.
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You don't want to mess with him.
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You don't want to mess with him.
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You don't want to mess with him.
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You don't want to mess with him.
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You don't want to mess with him.
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You don't want to mess with him.
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You don't want to mess with any of these guys.
Get the picture?
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Jagged Edge stayed at our hotel! Like OMIGOD!
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The stage of the fashion show... pre fashion show.
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The Red Carpet entrance.
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Our first Red Carpet experience.
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Myself and Sheila E's sister, Xena.
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Huck and Xena.
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Chris Rock walking to the reception with his Daughter.
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Gabrielle Union walking to the reception.
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Mike talking to Dr. Lea.
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Aaron at his post: The Red Carpet
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Mike at his post: The Jewlery Case
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Huck and the finest DJ I have ever seen!
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The entrance of Janice Dickinson.
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Huck with Natasha Henstridge to the right.
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Trying to get my picture taken with Gabrielle Union... didn't work too well! The girl on the left has HUGE BOOBS, though, so I
included the picture. Oogle away.
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Another attempt at Union... still doesn't work, and I look foolish once again!
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Jeff at post #1: The Backstage Area.
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Jeff at post #2: The Hair and Makeup room.
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Rick at his post: Gift Bags
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Ben at his post: The Pillar?
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Huck with Wendy and Lisa. For those of you who don't know, Wendy and Lisa were members of
Prince's band. They were in Purple rain.
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Mike and the tandem of Wendy and Lisa.
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Dr. Lea. and Jeff
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Huck and Dr. Lea.
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Huck and Erick Dickerson.
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The beginning of the fashion show.
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Bright colors!
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This picture looks surreal... like she's a mannequin.
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Vivica A Fox. Sooo hot.
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Janice Dickinson... I don't know why I almost wrote crackwhore instead of her name.
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Bai Ling on the Runway.
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I talked to this model for about 20 minutes before the show. She asked me where she could have a cigarette,
and I told her the options. Then after she got back, she winked at me. Then she left the hair/makeup aread again
and winked at me again. This continued on several times. As a result, I have no fears anymore with women.
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Huck and Essence Atkins.
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Jeff and Essence Atkins... one of the finest women I have ever met in person. Look at her - absolutely amazing!
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Huck and Sheila E.
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Jeff and Sheila E.
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Jeff and an actress. I don't know who this was, but I was absolutely obsessed with her. Please let me know
if you recognize her!
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Big Ben and Dawn Lewis. She was in A Different World!
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Dr. Lea and Yolanda Adams.
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Big Ben and Vivica A Fox.
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Jeff and Bai Ling.
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The security team and Sheila E.
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