Category: Random

May 18, 2011

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Time is an artificial barometer we use to indicate success and failure.  We draw a line in the sand and judge all of our achievements based on where we stand when we hit that deadline.  Meet your goal before the ...

February 10, 2009

25 Random Things about Me

1. I think I could be a stand up comedian, but my jokes would be filthy. Sort of like Bob Saget in the Aristocrats. You wouldn't see it coming (unless you've been to bachelor parties with me). Speaking of Bachelor ...

March 25, 2008

My Favorite Web Sites – Part 2

See part 1 here I spend a lot of time on the web. Most of it is business related, but I do take time away to play. Here are some more of my favorite sites: Site: Stuff White People Like Synopsis: This ...

December 1, 2007

Does Anybody Even Eat The Cranberries?

I started writing this on Thanksgiving, but forgot to finish until now While I feel that I am an excellent long term planner (far beyond my years, actually), I am not very bright when it comes to planning for the short ...

December 1, 2007

My Top 10 Favorite Jeffsauer.com Posts

In honor of the new post rating system that I implemented this weekend, I thought I would compile a list of my 10 favorite posts in the history of this site. 10. I believe Me in a nutshell. In this ...

December 1, 2007

Now You Can Vote For Your Favorite Stories

Please note that this is my 100th post on this site! I celebration of that feat, I am adding a new feature. Read on. I have been publishing stupid stories on my web site since 2000. It started ...

September 27, 2007

They Took Our Jobs

I am a huge South Park fan, so when I saw this on Youtube, I was pretty happy![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSb1Orv_shE[/youtube] This was pretty much all that I said for an entire year circa 2004.

September 10, 2007

I’m Buying A New Car!

I decided to buy a new car. Check it out. A 2008 Infiniti G37 Coupe. Pretty. Freaking. Sweet. I'm not a pretentious car guy, so I'm not going to talk about specs and that stuff. What I am going ...

August 1, 2007

An Update of Sorts

So technologically speaking, I have been feeling sorry for myself a lot lately. I haven't been posting on here very often, I have been extremely busy with work, and I have been falling behind with work for my clients. ...

October 5, 2006

1337 $p3@k (Elite Speak)

I'm not sure how this post will turn out, but I thought it would be fun to talk to you about a language I have picked up gradually during my life. The language is called l33t sp3@k (elite speak ...